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Re: don't you hate it when........

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BeenThere,
That's some real shite right there!! :lol: :lol:
I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me! 
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Re: don't you hate it when........

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bingolong,

or when you hold a door open for someone, then they walk right by and dont say anything, then the next person to open a door for them, they say "Thanks."

Damn them for taking my Thank You's..

Or when you get ready to fall asleep in bed, but you gotta pee.

Or when you wake up next to someone you don't remember being with the night before
OR, you can't remember their name.

You call someone on your phone while your drunk...or even worse, leave a message on your boss's machine...OR, even WORSE, talk directly with your boss while drunk...
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Re: don't you hate it when........

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BeenThere,

or when you get ready to make a sandwich, but all that's left for bread is one slice and that other hard ass end piece...

:X

or how about that florescent light in the bathroom that takes 12 minutes to turn on, in the meantime you done pissed all over the toilet... :X

or when you're watching a good movie and the cable goes out...cause the dumb mutha fucker downstairs done shocked himself trying to get free HBO... :X

or you go to store to get more bread, and come back with everything else but bread...

:X
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Re: don't you hate it when........

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Or when you get ready to bussa nut and your lady wakes up...
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Re: don't you hate it when........

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Anditsdeeptoo,

...and you bust by the surprise of her waking up, and it gets in her hair...
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Re: don't you hate it when........

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BeenThere,

I'll be damned. If she's asleep while your in it...well, you might have "BeenThere" but she ain't letting you stay there! I ain't a big rock fan, but sounds like Limp Bizkit to me.

.....Anditsdeeptoo,

You should change your name to "Anditstoodeep", cause seems like you and hittin it right, man

Both of you chow down some enzyte and quit embarassing yourselves on the world wide web
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Re: don't you hate it when........

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BeenThere,

Or she thinks she's doing a good job, but you catch a tooth...
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JTF,

My girl wears tooth whitening trays while on the job...I mean with 20 miutes to kill, why not?
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Re: don't you hate it when........

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Jermane S,

C'mon dawg don't front like you never tried the snoring-sneak attack...
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Re: don't you hate it when........

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Anditsdeeptoo,
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me! 
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