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Marriage

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Marriage is a lot like a funeral...except the man doesn't know he's dead yet :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Marriage

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billyb0y,
Yeah I almost went into [/i]the light[/i] once, but I was brought back at the last minute!!


Close call to say the least.... :lol: :lol:
I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me! 
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Re: Marriage

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bingolong,

I married my BEST FRIEND; she has more
guitars than ME (but I got the Bass!) yeah,
I'm flippin' LUCKY!

Which brings us to this (not applicable in MY case)

Know why a bride is smiling coming back down the aisle?

'cause she knows she's given her last head.;p

I'm here all week...

-Smokey
"It's a GIFT...and a CURSE."
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Smokey H,
Damnit!! Yet another reason why I didn't walk down the aisle, the girl stopped with all that when I gave her the [/i]ring!![/i] ]:o( :X :lol: :lol:

Yeah you are a lucky somebitch!! :lol: :lol:
I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me! 
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astonamous,

THERE IS HOPE YET!!!!!!!!! :) :lol: B-) :lol:
I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me! 
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astonamous,

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hey, If *I* have to "wear the snorkel," SOMEBODY
better be "head"ing South as well...

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Re: Marriage

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Smokey H,
I may have posted this before but.......Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to be committed to an institution :p :p :p
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astonamous,
I am reconsidering the single life...I mean why should I keep all this goodness to myself? :p
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Re: Marriage

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bingolong,

So you almost go married, huh? Did she have LIGHTSKIN? Was the wedding to be on 5/23?

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JTF,
Speaking of [/i]which[/i] where is that [/i]bitch[/i]!!!
Yeah I almost did jump the broom,it was a long distance relationship it was bound to fail....plus she was damn near 40 and I still had some 20's left in in me........... :lol: :lol: :lol: :D ;p

https://richardpryor.com/forums/msgs.cf ... 1&msg=3250 - Man I miss the good ole days with my boo LIGHTSKIN or as I like to call her K.F............' :-x :-x ;p :D :lol: :lol:
I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me! 
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