What movies SHOULD Richard have been in?
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What movies SHOULD Richard have been in?
It's been a while since anybody has come up with [/i]Richard should have been in "Blazing Saddles... Can you imagine how much better it would have been? It would have been the first time Richard and Gene would have been paired. I always loved the two of them on screen together. Did they get along in real life too?[/i]
So I just had a thought... (Scary, huh?) What films can we think of that Richard's on-screen presence would have instantly improved it?
I'll start...
Richard Pryor in [/i]Driving Miss Daisy[/i].
Daisy Werthan: Did you have the air-conditioning checked? I told you to have the air-conditioning checked.
Hoke Colburn: Bitch, I had the air-conditioning checked@ Why the fuck do you care if the goddam air-conditioning works? It can be hot as hell out and your old white ass bitches if I even try and turn that shit on!
Daisy Werthan: Hush up!
Hoke Colburn: What the fuck is wrong with you? I'll hush the fuck up when I want to! This ain't goddamn Alabama!
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Daisy Werthan: Hoke?
Hoke Colburn: What?
Daisy Werthan: You're my best friend.
Hoke Colburn: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Daisy Werthan: No, really, you are...
[Takes Hoke's hand]
Daisy Werthan: You are.
Hoke Colburn: [Places hand on Daisy's titty] Can I at least smell the pussy?
So I just had a thought... (Scary, huh?) What films can we think of that Richard's on-screen presence would have instantly improved it?
I'll start...
Richard Pryor in [/i]Driving Miss Daisy[/i].
Daisy Werthan: Did you have the air-conditioning checked? I told you to have the air-conditioning checked.
Hoke Colburn: Bitch, I had the air-conditioning checked@ Why the fuck do you care if the goddam air-conditioning works? It can be hot as hell out and your old white ass bitches if I even try and turn that shit on!
Daisy Werthan: Hush up!
Hoke Colburn: What the fuck is wrong with you? I'll hush the fuck up when I want to! This ain't goddamn Alabama!
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Daisy Werthan: Hoke?
Hoke Colburn: What?
Daisy Werthan: You're my best friend.
Hoke Colburn: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Daisy Werthan: No, really, you are...
[Takes Hoke's hand]
Daisy Werthan: You are.
Hoke Colburn: [Places hand on Daisy's titty] Can I at least smell the pussy?
Re: What movies SHOULD Richard have been in?
JTF,
I will have to think on this one but in the meantime....
I will have to think on this one but in the meantime....
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Re: What movies SHOULD Richard have been in?
bingolong,
"Raging Bull" :- When Jake gets beaten by Sugar Ray Robinson, Richard should have played one of Ray's cornermen and then shouted "Oh, you wanna fuck with the Su-gar!!?!!"
"The Matrix" :- Richard would've taken BOTH pills!
"Batman" :- Richard would've shot the tyres on the Batmobile! (and then ran into the house when Commisioner Gordon arrived)
"King Kong" :- Only if he changed his last name to william!
"The Exorcist" (nah man.... that's too easy!)
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"Raging Bull" :- When Jake gets beaten by Sugar Ray Robinson, Richard should have played one of Ray's cornermen and then shouted "Oh, you wanna fuck with the Su-gar!!?!!"
"The Matrix" :- Richard would've taken BOTH pills!
"Batman" :- Richard would've shot the tyres on the Batmobile! (and then ran into the house when Commisioner Gordon arrived)
"King Kong" :- Only if he changed his last name to william!
"The Exorcist" (nah man.... that's too easy!)
Peace gee
Re: What movies SHOULD Richard have been in?
JTF, The Bevery Hills Cop Movies being Eddie Murphy`s detective partner. A James Bond movie starring Richard as James Bond. Richard starring as a basketball coach with Whoopie Goldberg being the assistant coach. The Blue Comedy Tour ousting the fuck out of those rednecks. Mission Impossible, Richard as the lead actor. Charlie`s Angels as Charlie and they do not hide him. Richard could have starred in bunch of movies and been funny as hell. We do not have enough room to list them all.
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Re: What movies SHOULD Richard have been in?
JTF,
Id say COMING TO AMERICA with Eddie Murphy...He should've played either John Amos's charachter or James earl Jones...Harlem Nights was the wrong project for them..bad timing, bad story ,not that bad of a flick but couldve been better. Coming to america wouldve been great!!
Id say COMING TO AMERICA with Eddie Murphy...He should've played either John Amos's charachter or James earl Jones...Harlem Nights was the wrong project for them..bad timing, bad story ,not that bad of a flick but couldve been better. Coming to america wouldve been great!!
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jermainebailey, I'd of like to see Rich in more dramatic roles, he kicked ass in Lady sings the blues and Blue Collar.
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Re: What movies SHOULD Richard have been in?
JTF,
Kevin Costners part in Dances with Wolves.
Kevin Costners part in Dances with Wolves.
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Re: What movies SHOULD Richard have been in?
JTF,
Edit out Warren Beatty , Richard would been great as George the hairdresser in Shampoo, putting wood to
[*]Goldie Hawn
[*]Lee Grant
[*]Julie Christie
[*]Carrie Fisher
Fucking over the same guy's wife,mistress,and daughter . Man, that is a trifecta.
And the line ."..Well there was .. and ... oh ,let's face it ,I fucked them all " you gotto leave that in
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Edit out Warren Beatty , Richard would been great as George the hairdresser in Shampoo, putting wood to
[*]Goldie Hawn
[*]Lee Grant
[*]Julie Christie
[*]Carrie Fisher
Fucking over the same guy's wife,mistress,and daughter . Man, that is a trifecta.
And the line ."..Well there was .. and ... oh ,let's face it ,I fucked them all " you gotto leave that in
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Re: What movies SHOULD Richard have been in?
bcddjjsc690,
Beautiful!
Now we have to figure out who the women should have been... Let's see... Pam Grier...
Beautiful!
Now we have to figure out who the women should have been... Let's see... Pam Grier...