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valentines day

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was invented by the white man to hold a brotha down..wait I'm white..never mind. happy valentines day in advance to all the fine mamma jamma's on this here site. Even though valentines day was invented by corporate america to make us spend money on you damned women.
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Murphdogg,

ya damn skippy! and I want my convertible Ferarri too. no skimping on options either! :lol:
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tamra, one hot wheels car coming at ya
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Murphdogg,

Don't let the white man fool you bro'

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Murphdogg,
those little valentine hearts with the messages taste nasty too, love aint only blind its tasteless....cheap too because the last minute discounted valentines gift display table was very busy last night.

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hellifiknow, you ain't kidding. I bought my baby's mom a cheap vday basket a girl at the day job was selling. speaking of my baby's mom. last monday she said she was leaving me, told me how much she wanted in child support..and then didn't leave..and acted like nothing had happened. It's freakign sureal. everyday I come home and wonder "didn't she fucking leave me last monday?"
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Murphdogg, time for a bad vday joke...

Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? Sure, they're very scent-imental!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA..HAHAHAHHAHA..OH MAN..I kill me..why aren't I famouse yet?
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Murphdogg,

She probably won't leave until you acknowledge that she's there in the first place!
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Murphdogg,
that and your fit of hysterical laughter when she said how much she wanted in child support.

that sucks man, hope it all turns out alright.

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Murphdogg,

Now, what have we learned from this lesson?
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