Okay there's this service out which provides driver's license style cards for persons "ok to have sex with".
The way it works is the card & pin is given to potential partner who then calls a number & gets person STD test history including date of their last test.
The idea is it would promote safer sex practices and shame those who won't. Cost is $19.99/year. Good deal for a brother from Brooklyn who started it locally and word of mouth led to more subscribers. Program is now going national.
Butttt I say take it one step further: tell me who a mutha slept with last, their last 5 partners. now that's some shit I would pay $20.99 for
But one person said I could just see card swipers by the bed. She swipes card and hears, "Hello and thanks for using our service. You're about to sleep with Tay Tay. Tay Tay just slept with Keisha Black, ShaNeisha White, Tasha Black & Antonio White
Or worse, one of your friends comes up in the list!
That's some safe sex for your ass - a deterant like a mofo! "Naaah, no thanks, I'm good" as you break out your porn stash and safely satisfy yourself.
A whole new version of Maury will be out. She's on show running down his history knowing she's got some skeletons in hers. Then Maury runs her card.
But on Capitol Hill, good lawd! Signals jammed from overload of calls or mofos using CIA to break into system to remove names just before election time!
unlicensed sexer?!
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unlicensed sexer?!
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huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
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Re: unlicensed sexer?!
tamra,
a scarlett letter sounds a lot easier ,
just pick one..
I'd take the letter N .....
'buz I ain't NEVER turned down no pus-say ..... :p
a scarlett letter sounds a lot easier ,
just pick one..
I'd take the letter N .....
'buz I ain't NEVER turned down no pus-say ..... :p
"you must be out-cho god-dammed mind "
Re: unlicensed sexer?!
tamra,
Even easier...Get to know who you're having sex with before you have the sex. If you're concerned with your partner insist they have conformation from a doc and resist the temptation to get fucked up, jump up on the table at the bar and say..."Any one want to fuck?"....I'm afraid I'm guilty on all counts...Whew!
Even easier...Get to know who you're having sex with before you have the sex. If you're concerned with your partner insist they have conformation from a doc and resist the temptation to get fucked up, jump up on the table at the bar and say..."Any one want to fuck?"....I'm afraid I'm guilty on all counts...Whew!
Re: unlicensed sexer?!
bcddjjsc690 & walrusjk,
but bcddjjsc690, apparently some stuff ya gotta turn down. eeewwwww
but bcddjjsc690, apparently some stuff ya gotta turn down. eeewwwww
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huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.