Anybody ever gross their kids out for a laugh?

[walrusjk]

I do and it cracks us all up except my gal. First thing in the morning I'll sometimes hit the kitchen with no shirt on and my hair all messy, do a side muscle man pose and stick out my gut. I'm on the thin side but I can stick out my gut so it looks like I'm pregnant. I've been able to do this since I was a kid. I'll say something like.."Check out the perfect manly man.", do the pose with a Bill Murray in Caddyshack look on my face. Kills them everytime. My gal just looks at me like.."I can't believe I fuck you." Also sometimes when I blow my nose and look in the kleenex, if it's a good one, go looking for one of the boys to show. They're so used to it now they go.."Nice one! The colors are beautiful."