Really Dumb Criminals

Post by **bcddjjsc690** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:35 pm

You Asshole , never call the cops On Yourself !!

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=1304626 - Asshole of the month '

Post by **hellifiknow** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 6:00 pm

bcddjjsc690,

This is good, thanks for bringing it back up.

I think this may have been a local thing, I don't remember...a teenage girl came home drunk one night and her dad wanted to teach her a lesson about underage drinking so he called the cops on her...she retaliated by directing them to dads stash.

A cop named John Booth?

Post by **Appaloosa** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:30 pm

hellifiknow,
I think that is called iit for tat.....

Post by **hellifiknow** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:23 am

Appaloosa,

I usually have to cough up some tat to get some tit..

remember when sat. night live first came out and sometimes you wasn't sure if it was a real commercial or not....by buddy was a dealer and we was watching when they did that skit about "kids, do your parents have a lot of strange people coming and going all hours..." and then offered bikes and toys if you called a number to report them...my friend freaked and started running his kids out of the room and had to have a talk with them after...

Post by **bcddjjsc690** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:27 am

hellifiknow,

a buddy of mine back in jr high, found his fathers stash , about a 1/2 oz,
So he finds me to share his bounty, and tells me He took it , I said " What did you do ?,Just pinch out a couple bones,??" He says , "No , I took it all ."
I said " What are you fucking crazy , ??"
He says "What's He going do ,complain tonight at dinner , Hey Tony you got my pot ?" I says "No, He going to kick your ass, the next time your mom takes your lil' brother and sister shopping !!"

Man what balls !!

Post by **tamra** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:05 am

bcddjjsc690,
in the case of the guy w/the marijuana laced letter, that letter could have been handled by anyone. in fact someone could have used his mail to smuggle something to someone else inside.

prisoners have games and hustles even in prison, and often use another inmates mail or deliveries to stick stuff in.

but the first one, talk about dumbass of the year. he must have been on some good shit to ask for a ride w/pot but probably didn't know about the warrant.

and I didn't know cops were taxi's now

that's one way to save gas.

Post by **hellifiknow** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:47 pm

bcddjjsc690,

Didn't even leave a crumb? Thats so wrong.

I got bored in jr. high so I emptied the pencil sharpner out on my desk and started rolling, ended up making a couple bucks too.

Post by **bcddjjsc690** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:17 pm

hellifiknow,you would have gotten a good beating in my school,passing fake bud is a crime ......

BUT THIS GUY NEED TO BE CASTRATED.....
http://tv.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=211482 - LOP OFF HIS NUTS '