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you were doing things to a gator that would make god weep..but you were always a lady...to me..
Even though you gave me some mutated form of Gonerea that turned my pee pee floresent green...You were always a lady... to me..
You could do things with your one good arm..that could almost make a man forget about the 7 pound cyst you had on your neck..because...you were always a lady to me.
You so crazy!
I don't think I want to know what was the inspiration for this.
All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small...