The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland." George W. said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One".
The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George W. said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!"
George W. was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look like you are handicapped."
The kid replied, "I will be, after my dad finds out I saved your fuckin ass from drowning!"
