hellifiknow,

Looks like I picked the wrong day to jump off a bridge.

<t>Something I wondered with the coverage of the bridge collapse... (Other than how it is still "Breaking News" more than a day later)<br/> <br/> Late in the initial evening they had 7 confirmed dead.<br/> <br/> One day later the number was down to 4.<br/> <br/> I understand that the number will eas...

<r>I'm too young to remember when Bonnie was there, but when I was a kid we had Ruth, June & Anita.<br/> <br/> I wanted to fuck June before I really knew what fucking actually was. (All due respect.)<br/> <br/> Looking at the three, an LP cover had June and her legs. She was the one that made a ...

abnormalandbitchy,

I hope they get time and every woman in that prison knows what they did...

Then the lesbian warden can look the other way while the inmates do their thing.

tamra,

The Dems & Reps play a shell game with the people and laugh all the way to the bank

Murphdogg,

Maybe I'm going out on a limb here, but could it have been the bit about fucking the fundamentalist christian mexican that you work with?

<t>DEVELOPING STORY...<br/> <br/> As we reported, famed comedian Richard Pryor continues to be dead. Despite reports of his coming back to life to view the naked pictures of actress Garcelle Beauvais in the most recent Playboy magazine, Pryor steadfastly continues to continue on in the afterlife.<br...

<t>Murphdogg,<br/> <br/> Three nights ago I was at a disco<br/> Man, I wanted to bump, I was rarin' to go<br/> And this big fat woman, bumped me on the floor<br/> She was rarin' to go, that chick was rarin' to go<br/> Man she did a dip, almost broke my hip<br/> She was gettin' down, that chick was g...

<t>This just in...<br/> <br/> President Lincoln has been shot.<br/> <br/> Details are still coming in to the BSN newsroom, but from what we understand, the president was attending a play in a Washington D.C. theatre when the assasin shot the president in the head.<br/> <br/> It is unknown at this ho...

This Independence Day, let go of the firecracker after lighting it.

Otherwise, I will laugh at you, then give you the finger...



(If I can find it!)