jane_haze,
I have fucked a mother, I am a mother who's been fucked... any way you slice it, it's my day dammit!

smjmcomic,
The best thing about my boyfriend is that he's
DATING ME!

<r>RINKYMOMMA,<br/> Sugar: cause she was all black except for her two front toes and some spots on her tail that were white. For two reasons actually- <br/> 1) Cause you wouldn't expect a blaack dog to be named after something white... I was big into opposites at that time...<br/> 2) It looked like ...

<t>markvinyl,<br/> Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!<br/> <br/> Yo mama’s like a door knob, everyone gets a turn!<br/> <br/> Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet! <br/> <br/> Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90...

<r>astonamous,<br/> my daughter is getting into the bathroom humor hardcore! <br/> She tells knock knock jokes that end in "poo poo wants a poo poo doll!" and then laughs herself silly. Shit (no pun intended) that comes out of her mouth is so silly and golden, there are no blockers in her head, she ...

sidewalkgod,
Bingo started it!!! :p

Seriously, you can all lick my nutz!

sidewalkgod,

bingolong,
So what is the last movie you actually watched from begining to end?

vivaknievel,
I don't need the crutches, but thanks doll, I have a walker if such complications should ever, um... arise.

I saw the last half of 'A Mighty Wind' and thought it was fantastic... need to put finishing that on my list of things to do.

bingolong,
I loved it when Parkey Posey, as 'Libby Mae' from DQ, auditions with this monolouge about some guy in a coma and she pulls the plug. Her timing is perfect, and she kept restarting over again and holding her chewed gum in her hand during the part. He's brilliant, all of them!