astonamous,

No worries. By the time she flew up here, I picked her up from the airport and we got back to my house, it wouldn't be fo twanky any more.

tis2flyyy,

I'm glad everyone's feeling me... but this "Snoop Doug"... is that the newest rapper out of Canada?

Blaze it up, eh. Compton, Sasketchewan up in herre... ...eh.

tis2flyyy,

I will be too... just as soon as I get off work.



Check it... this smileys already getting blazed ->

Appaloosa,

I just got an email from my stepmom... and she told me, and she seemed fairly happy about it... last night, she saw larry the cable guy.

I'm never gonna win.

<t>Appaloosa,<br/> <br/> I think the bitterness comes from that place in comics, where we try to think of something novel and different and are stuck doing road gigs (if we're lucky), and then he comes up with dick and fart jokes with a (fake!) southern accent, then he gets to be one of the top paid...

hellifiknow,

Haven't you heard... pussy is delicious.

JTF,

Congrats guy. Here's to another 3000!

Cheers!
Jane

<t>bcddjjsc690,<br/> <br/> Dude! This has nothing to do with this picture, but you still are referencings the clarence thomas thing. I wasn't really into politics when that went down and missed the jokes on it. The question here is, there was that, and then was the other quote was about long dong si...

JTF,

This isn't funny, but a simple observation.

Yeah... the more I look at it. That man is just sexy. Mmm hmm.. two scoops of "yessss" with some "uh huh" sauce.



(I suck at april fools.)

Jennifer,

Nice.