smjmcomic,

Just don't ever tell [/i]her[/i] that!

<t>Jennifer,<br/> <br/> Miller became this radical republican when he saw that nobody actually cared about him anymore. This is what happens when the 15 minutes of fame has been over for about 10 minutes, but they left the camera on...<br/> <br/> ANother bad sign. When your show is so bad they put a...

Inkblot,

I probably could have gone to bed tonight without that picture in my head.

For some reason, I never thought of lighting my flatulence. Could be the ass hair! (Now you have the picture...)

smjmcomic,

The ones I dated were really hot, but a total mess...

<t>Jennifer & everybody else,<br/> <br/> It's funny how this thread started and then got all mushy! I happen to be a white m.f. (can't figure out how to put up a damn picture of me on here) and most of my women have happened to be black. When I was younger, my mother asked me why I was seeing a ...

<t>I'm going to start this with one of my favorites. I'm not putting one of Richard's up here cuz he heard them all...<br/> <br/> By Redd Foxx: (forgive my shitty paraphrazing)<br/> <br/> Back during the war there was this guy who worked in the factory as a guard. One day this guy comes out the fact...

smjmcomic,

Best joke was the wheelchair one. Got a good laugh on that one.

"You remind me of my jeep"

Really? I didn't know R. Kelly's jeep was 12 years old...

<t>Richard,<br/> <br/> How did I iknow when I read inkblot's post about the burning building where you would go with that?<br/> <br/> No funny dog jokes right now, but the funniest thing I ever saw my black lab do was ring the doorbell. After it rang my late grandmother opened the door and the damn ...

<t>I'm not to hip to Lenny Bruce. I've heard so many people talk about him and always meant to pick up some of his material, but never got around to it. Finally, I just ordered a few CDs... Been collecting several (other than the obvious) like Redd, Moms, Carlin, Cheech & Chong, Pigmeat, and Edd...