<t>ok yeah heres some stupid jokes....some are a little racist, but cmon i'm sure you'll see the funny side. <br/> <br/> what do you call a priest on a motorbike??<br/> -Rev <br/> Why do blakc people not wear tight jeans??<br/> -cos they're knee-grows<br/> <br/> This ones just stupid but it made me ...

hmmmmmmm so many to choose from. "not in this motherf*cker you aint" is one of my favourites. so many to choose from. "smelt like vinegar" is another....i've only seen "live in concert" tho......... man so many to choose from.

<r>Ok as i'm the only brit here (probably), just wanna reccomend so great british comics. Now you probably know Ricky Gevrvais from the office. But his stand up is fabulous!! especially his second one "politics". He's not the best tho.....Jimmy Carr is one i consider the funniest (extremely offensiv...