Fuck TV! It's a blight upon the land. It just makes you stupid.After all, what's the news except what they CHOOSE to broadcast. If you watch four hours of TV a day, (which is less than the national average) you spend TWO MONTHS a year doing nothing but. Think about it.

Last night some friends and I were discussing how we'd like to go when the time comes. I said, I'd like to go like my father did, peacefully in his sleep. Unlike the passengers in his car.

Dogs are the only creatures that trust implicitly and love unconditionally, just like babies. That's why we love them so.

Yo' mama so black, when she went to night school, she got marked absent.

Not just yo' mama, but your whole family so stupid, they thought 'Lord of the Rings" was a movie about Sammy Davis Jr.