Jermane S,

Your mama's so fat, when you were born, you had to kick past your pop, a rescue crew and a humvee before you got to the outside.

billyb0y,

Yo Mama's so ugly, she got classified by the military.

JTF,

Yo mama's so fat, they had to clear the Periodic Table to make room for her.

billyb0y,

billyb0y,

The last time your momma wanted anal sex, she had to get a survey team in to find which of the fat craters had her asshole in.

My pleasure :p

billyb0y,

Yo Mama got a yeast infection and it doubled her I.Q.

By the way...Thanks

Get blair to bite when he's down there licking them.

Fuck bush. Fuck bliar.

Yo Mama's so dumb, she fucked Bush to improve the family gene pool.

She's so ugly, your pop punched eye holes through the paper bag with a road drill.

She's so fat, you had her cloned to sell as cheap housing.

<t>Vote for the Pretzel,<br/> Don't eat it with your meal.<br/> It nearly topped that shithead Bush,<br/> Which surely must appeal.<br/> <br/> It doesn't lie, it doesn't cheat,<br/> It never rigs the vote.<br/> It speaks in actions, not in words<br/> (Like jamming in your throat)<br/> <br/> Articula...

astonamous,

He hasn't - He gave them to bush. He's a disgrace and he has the trust of virtually nobody in the UK. He represents the UK about as much as bush represents America.

<t>This is a poem I read years ago and managed to track down online (although it only appears once on the internet and is sadly unaccredited) It was the first poetry I read that really moved me.<br/> <br/> 'Beatings'<br/> <br/> My father beats me up<br/> Just like his father did<br/> And grandad, he...