Robbie, yo momma is so fat she bleeds marshmelow cream

Gareth,
yo momma is so fat that ine tiem she sat o na quarter and a booger popped out of george washingtons nose

Inkblot,
I dont know what is the point of it all i mso sad nothing is good my life sucks even thiugh daddy buys all my guitars. hey i should write a song abut how sad i am. "the begining of the new pop punk era"

Gareth,
yo momma is so fat that one time she wore yellow pants to the airport and when she bent over to pick up a penny on the side walk her pants split open and two people got in

you know its so easy to get to with women they all want pretty much the same things romance flowers and for you to remember things about them. Basically women are an open book but unfortantely most guys are illeterate lol. what are your thoughts on women,as im sure many of you have an opinion

<t>Gareth,<br/> well there didnt really seem to be much else about the guy to comment about i mean sometimes the man puts long in caps shit im 10 inches in "internetland" but that dosnt mean shit not like anybody really fucking cares. speaking of internet land ive got the tape of your moms "dinner p...

bingo-- wait a second whywould someone compensate on ascreen name on the richard pryor site. your dick size dosnt matter here.althoug hti does rise some serious questions like... wait nevermind it really dosnt its just sad

I have a big fuckign problem wit hfortune cookies. it seems evereytime i get the mnow thye give me advice. WHAT THE FUCK? i dont want an advice cookie i want a damn fortune cookie. evereybody else seems to be getting fortuens at my table when we go so confusious say he can kiss my ass

I like George Carlin hes always made me laugh. I love the one about bumper stickers being good reading material for the people behind lol

LMAO on this one movie website the ycredited god as the writer i wanna see god accept the oscar lol.