by tamra » Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:57 pm
there's a squirrel in my neighborhood, obviously male, who has these giant balls. I caught myself staring and so did he. for some reason, I quickly looked away when the squirrel made eye contact (a subway habit thing I guess), but then realized it's a friggin' squirrel, who cares if he's offended.
but he wasn't, he was flaunting his shit, shaking the giant balls and then making eye contact.
so after I went to the bodega to buy miniature condoms...oh wait, that's another story for another day.
but where in the world would a squirrel get giant balls from?? I'm thinking he needed to have some drawers on because that was too graphic for public viewing.
I know, I know... I should get out more, but I WAS OUT. the squirrel wasn't sitting on my couch.
there's a squirrel in my neighborhood, obviously male, who has these giant balls. I caught myself staring and so did he. for some reason, I quickly looked away when the squirrel made eye contact (a subway habit thing I guess), but then realized it's a friggin' squirrel, who cares if he's offended.
but he wasn't, he was flaunting his shit, shaking the giant balls and then making eye contact.
so after I went to the bodega to buy miniature condoms...oh wait, that's another story for another day.
but where in the world would a squirrel get giant balls from?? I'm thinking he needed to have some drawers on because that was too graphic for public viewing. 8-o
I know, I know... I should get out more, but I WAS OUT. the squirrel wasn't sitting on my couch. :)
