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Re: valentines day

by EddieHill » Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:30 am

Murphdogg, Valentines day sucks. My wife said it started with Catholic Saint Valentine. I thought there was an Italian guy shagging a lot of women back in the days of Romeo and Juliet. I do not know where this shit started. I just know it is to fucking expensive just to get laid on Feb 14th.

Re: valentines day

by JTF » Thu Feb 15, 2007 5:58 pm

Murphdogg,

Now, what have we learned from this lesson?

Re: valentines day

by hellifiknow » Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:42 pm

Murphdogg,
that and your fit of hysterical laughter when she said how much she wanted in child support.

that sucks man, hope it all turns out alright.

Re: valentines day

by JTF » Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:47 pm

Murphdogg,

She probably won't leave until you acknowledge that she's there in the first place!

Re: valentines day

by Murphdogg » Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:26 pm

Murphdogg, time for a bad vday joke...

Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? Sure, they're very scent-imental!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA..HAHAHAHHAHA..OH MAN..I kill me..why aren't I famouse yet?

Re: valentines day

by Murphdogg » Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:25 pm

hellifiknow, you ain't kidding. I bought my baby's mom a cheap vday basket a girl at the day job was selling. speaking of my baby's mom. last monday she said she was leaving me, told me how much she wanted in child support..and then didn't leave..and acted like nothing had happened. It's freakign sureal. everyday I come home and wonder "didn't she fucking leave me last monday?"
:(

Re: valentines day

by hellifiknow » Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:43 am

Murphdogg,
those little valentine hearts with the messages taste nasty too, love aint only blind its tasteless....cheap too because the last minute discounted valentines gift display table was very busy last night.

Re: valentines day

by Mister Gee » Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:54 pm

Murphdogg,

Don't let the white man fool you bro'

Peace gee
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: valentines day

by Murphdogg » Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:19 pm

tamra, one hot wheels car coming at ya

Re: valentines day

by tamra » Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:13 pm

Murphdogg,

ya damn skippy! and I want my convertible Ferarri too. no skimping on options either! :lol:

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