Dammit Richard, I'm still laughing at your shit!
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:59 am
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In the book Foxy: My Life in Three Acts, Pam Grier recounts a conversation she had with her gynecologist in the ‘70s. A little questioning from her doc yielded the source of the cocaine residue coating Pam’s cervix and vagina—allegedly Richard Pryor! Check out the retelling of this story from an excerpt of her book after the jump.
“He said, ‘Pam, I want to tell you about an epidemic that’s prevalent in Beverly Hills right now. It’s a buildup of cocaine residue around the cervix and in the vagina. You have it. Are you doing drugs?’
‘No,’ I said, astonished.
‘Well, it’s really dangerous,’ he went on. ‘Is your partner putting cocaine on his penis to sustain his erection?’
‘No,’ I said, ‘not that I know of. It’s not like he has a pile of cocaine next to the bed and he dips his penis in it before we have sex.’ I had a nauseating flash of one of Richard’s famous lines: Even my dick has a cocaine jones.
‘Are you sure he isn’t doing it in the bathroom before he comes to bed?’ the doctor asked.
‘That’s a possibility,’ I said. ‘You know, I am dating Richard Pryor.’
‘Oh, my God,’ he said. ‘We have a serious problem here. If he’s not putting it on his skin directly, then it’s worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid.’ “
In the book Foxy: My Life in Three Acts, Pam Grier recounts a conversation she had with her gynecologist in the ‘70s. A little questioning from her doc yielded the source of the cocaine residue coating Pam’s cervix and vagina—allegedly Richard Pryor! Check out the retelling of this story from an excerpt of her book after the jump.
“He said, ‘Pam, I want to tell you about an epidemic that’s prevalent in Beverly Hills right now. It’s a buildup of cocaine residue around the cervix and in the vagina. You have it. Are you doing drugs?’
‘No,’ I said, astonished.
‘Well, it’s really dangerous,’ he went on. ‘Is your partner putting cocaine on his penis to sustain his erection?’
‘No,’ I said, ‘not that I know of. It’s not like he has a pile of cocaine next to the bed and he dips his penis in it before we have sex.’ I had a nauseating flash of one of Richard’s famous lines: Even my dick has a cocaine jones.
‘Are you sure he isn’t doing it in the bathroom before he comes to bed?’ the doctor asked.
‘That’s a possibility,’ I said. ‘You know, I am dating Richard Pryor.’
‘Oh, my God,’ he said. ‘We have a serious problem here. If he’s not putting it on his skin directly, then it’s worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid.’ “
