an uncomfortable moment, what would u do?

Post by **tamra** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:57 pm

there's a squirrel in my neighborhood, obviously male, who has these giant balls. I caught myself staring and so did he. for some reason, I quickly looked away when the squirrel made eye contact (a subway habit thing I guess), but then realized it's a friggin' squirrel, who cares if he's offended.

but he wasn't, he was flaunting his shit, shaking the giant balls and then making eye contact.

so after I went to the bodega to buy miniature condoms...oh wait, that's another story for another day.

but where in the world would a squirrel get giant balls from?? I'm thinking he needed to have some drawers on because that was too graphic for public viewing.

I know, I know... I should get out more, but I WAS OUT. the squirrel wasn't sitting on my couch.

Post by **Anditsdeeptoo** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:41 pm

tamra,

<------- Summabitch is everywhere!!!!

Post by **tamra** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:24 am

Anditsdeeptoo,

yeah I heard that rumor, fucking amazing...

Post by **Anditsdeeptoo** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:44 am

tamra,

The "Giant Balled Squirrel" or GBS as they are referred to in the science community, is a cross breed between the Standard North American Squirrel and Rosie O'Donnell.