I forgot my gal's birthday!

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walrusjk
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I forgot my gal's birthday!

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It was January 14th. We've been living together for 8 years. The night before I fronted for a band so the week before I was learning new material and rehearshing. I was super nerveous but it went really well. Their lead singer and guitar player was out of town so it was a one time thing. Afterward I got kinda buzzed and slept in the next day and watched football with a semi-hangover up in my TV room. She was downstairs so I never saw her. Around midnight I was cruising on the net and saw the date January 15. Like a lightening bolt I realized I totally spaced her birthday! You can't believe the horror! Over the next 2 days I heard everything wrong with me,us,etc. that she ever thought in her life. I just agreed and kept my mouth shut. An occasional nod that's it. The third day she forgave me and we're back to normal but I had to spend 5 times as much dough making it up to her. Whew!
tis2flyyy
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Re: I forgot my gal's birthday!

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walrusjk,
You azz is in DEEP DOO-DOO! What did U do to make it up to her?
Where is the LOVE?
Mister Gee
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Re: I forgot my gal's birthday!

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walrusjk,

8 years! that must've been one hellova present, the credit card company must love you! The last person I knew who forgot his wife's birthday was Saddaam Hussein a couple of years ago, she then kicked him out the house & forced him to live in a hole....it all went downhill for him after that!

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peace gee
walrusjk
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Re: I forgot my gal's birthday!

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tis2flyyy,
Well a week from this coming Monday I booked a trip to Mauii for 5 days. I got a room at The Ritz Carlton. My buddy works for America West and I bribed him to up-grade our tickects to first class. For the last 2 weeks I've been getting up and cooking breakfast and taking the kids to school. When she gets home dinner is on the table. It's her job to take the kids to school or it used to be. I've got her flowers 3 times, taken her to 2 movies, given her massages. Hell I should have done this stuff earlier. I kinda like getting up early and getting stuff done and she has been kissing my ass and singing my praises. After 8 years it's easy to just kind of turn into room mates and I'm digging the renewed romance. Last night I took her to the Dooby Brothers concert and we held hands and smooched like teenagers. God I'm making myself sick. We own a really big house and I have my own side with an upstairs and downstairs. My upstairs is a big room with my TV, computer and music stuff (guitars,home studio for recording,etc.). The downstairs is my walk-in closet, a living room and a big washroom with a sunken tub, shower, double sink, hell it even has a dubet' next to the toilet and it was just junked up with clothes, couch, chairs and tables not being used so I cleared it all out and bought a home gymn at play it again sports. She's been talking about it for years so last week I suprised her. Payed $1500 for a wieght machine and $600 for a stairmaster. I mounted a tv on the wall and hired a personal trainer to show her how to use it and work up a program for her. Like I said this fuck up has cost me some major time and dough but it's paying off. She's been waking me up with blowjobs!. Oh ya I haven't touched a drop of booze in 16 days. She has mentioned for about a year that she thought I'd been drinking and drugging a little too much. I'm on a roll baby!
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