I've been staring at my penis!

Post by **walrusjk** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:40 pm

Don't get me wrong. I love it. I whipped it out and gave it a good staring at. Total limpage. I was sitting there with a puzzled look on my face. I started talking to it..."Hey! How come you never bulge when I need you?" Put it back and go on watching tv.

Post by **tis2flyyy** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:35 pm

walrusjk,
Your ass is crazy, for real!

But I have to tell you, one day, I whipped out a mirror and got a real good look at my twat. I must say, it is real pretty! Now, I know why my boyfriend be all up in the cooty cat, getting that, you know what I'm sayin"? ;p

Post by **walrusjk** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:34 pm

tis2flyyy,
Yes. Pant, Pant..I do..

Post by **JTF** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:36 pm

walrusjk,

Something told me I should not have read this thread...

Post by **tis2flyyy** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:15 am

JTF,
You know you like it, porn man!

& What is up with the XXX? Are you that x-rated!

You had better join on in this thread.....Do tell!

Post by **bcddjjsc690** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 7:21 pm

tis2flyyy,

How may others have you seen ,I mean what did you have to compare yours to ?

Walrusjk, Did you name any of the warts ?

JTF,Vin DieselYo triple XXX , you lying dog , you ain't never stayed outta no thread that had a penis in it ...

astonamous, he's got small hands ...

Post by **walrusjk** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 8:35 pm

bcddjjsc690,
Well you know. I do the inter-net porn. I just pretend they're mine. Ain't a guy alive who doesn't give their dinkus a talking to.

Post by **hellifiknow** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:11 pm

http://hubble.nasa.gov/index.php - heres a link so everybody else can see it too!'

Post by **JTF** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:47 pm

tis2flyyy,

I'm still a bit lost on the XXX myself...

I'm thinking that it's because I was bitching that they don't sell XXXL shirts up in this MF! See, I gotta lose weight just so I can buy a damn shirt!

25 lbs so far though...