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I have a big fuckign problem wit hfortune cookies. it seems evereytime i get the mnow thye give me advice. WHAT THE FUCK? i dont want an advice cookie i want a damn fortune cookie. evereybody else seems to be getting fortuens at my table when we go so confusious say he can kiss my ass

austinredz29,
LOL! i think the same thing too! every time it tells me how to be a better person... i don't want your advice, cookie, i want to know the fucking future.