They grow them _____ in TEXAS

[bcddjjsc690]

Texas State Troopers


GOOD


In Richardson, Texas, State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect
spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any. Then he discovered
the problem.

A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand
painted sign that read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!" The officer later found a young
accomplice down the road with a sign reading," TIPS" and a bucket full of
money. (And we used to just sell lemonade)


BETTER

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding
through an automated radar post in Plano, Texas. A $140 speeding ticket
was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of
$140. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST

A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas for speeding. As the TX
State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book,
she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State
Police Ball." He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls."

There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just
said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car.

[tis2flyyy]

bcddjjsc690,

Now, that shit was hilarious!

[Jennifer]

tis2flyyy,

[bcddjjsc690]

tis2flyyy,

I'm surprised Hellifiknow didn't chime in on this

I KNOW he got some Trooper Stories...........word

[hellifiknow]

bcddjjsc690,
ok...my friend had a little red cocaine grinder that you dumped your product in and twisted the top back and forth and it ground everything up real nice so you didn't get those big chunks up your nose...we have these big multi-family camping trips on memorial and labor day weekends and there's always a check point somewhere near the lake, we've did it for years and our group is always prime suspects #1 to the local fuzz and sure enough when leaving they pulled the wagon train over and made everybody empty their vehicles, boats and campers for a search...Thank God they didn't have a dog so nothing was found and the cops was standing there watching everybody load their shit back up laughing and acting all cocky while one of them had the coke grinder in his hands twisting the top back and forth making the little ratcheting grinding sound and everybody was nervous as hell just waiting for him to unscrew the top all the way and get a lap full of cocaine but he eventually handed it to one of the little kids, he must have thought it was a toy.