I messed up today with my gal.

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walrusjk
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I messed up today with my gal.

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Man my gal woke me up at about 7(am) for a major hose
session. I spent a couple of days helping her get her
Mom's house ready for sale with her and her sister.
Anyway after the hosing. I get up and do some stuff
until about 3(pm), take a nap and over sleep until
about 6(pm) when I smell dinner cooking. I get up,
hungry and kind of sleepy and she walks up to my room,
lays on the bed and says "come on over here and smooch
on me honey". I go "Ah sweety (give her a quick kiss)
I need to brush my teeth, What's cooking down there?"
About an hour later I realized I missed round two. I
was like a boxer, between rounds, dazed,sitting on the
stool, heard the bell ring and didn't get up. This
probably makes my record 8 and 2000 but like all great
athletes can't bring myself to retire.
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