QUOTES OF THE DAY!!!!!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:54 am
q u o t e s . O f . T h e . D a y
"How about this Chinese lead paint on toys? The have
Finally agreed to ban the use of lead paint on toys.
However, they will continue to use it on sweet and
Sour chicken."
- David Letterman
"Bill Clinton is promoting his new book. In an interview,
Former President Bill Clinton says although most people
Don't know it, Hillary has the best laugh. Bill added, 'I
Get to hear it every time she pushes me down the stairs'."
- Conan O'Brien
"Not a great day for the rock star Sting. He was
Photographed leaving a brothel in Germany. He's on tour.
He may have to change the name of his song: 'Every Little
Thing She Does Costs Money'."
- Craig Ferguson
"They say that O.J. Was involved in a robbery at a Las
Vegas casino. There are a lot of different versions of
What happened. Luckily, Patriots coach Bill Belichick
Was there and videotaped the whole thing."
- Jay Leno
"He continues to maintain his innocence. O.J. Says there's
No way he committed the crime — because it's not 'murdery'
Enough."
- Conan O'Brien
"Al Gore won an Emmy! That means his wife gets to go home
With two heavy statues."
- Craig Ferguson
"How about this Chinese lead paint on toys? The have
Finally agreed to ban the use of lead paint on toys.
However, they will continue to use it on sweet and
Sour chicken."
- David Letterman
"Bill Clinton is promoting his new book. In an interview,
Former President Bill Clinton says although most people
Don't know it, Hillary has the best laugh. Bill added, 'I
Get to hear it every time she pushes me down the stairs'."
- Conan O'Brien
"Not a great day for the rock star Sting. He was
Photographed leaving a brothel in Germany. He's on tour.
He may have to change the name of his song: 'Every Little
Thing She Does Costs Money'."
- Craig Ferguson
"They say that O.J. Was involved in a robbery at a Las
Vegas casino. There are a lot of different versions of
What happened. Luckily, Patriots coach Bill Belichick
Was there and videotaped the whole thing."
- Jay Leno
"He continues to maintain his innocence. O.J. Says there's
No way he committed the crime — because it's not 'murdery'
Enough."
- Conan O'Brien
"Al Gore won an Emmy! That means his wife gets to go home
With two heavy statues."
- Craig Ferguson