I don't understand people with a foot fetish!

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I don't understand people with a foot fetish!

Post by walrusjk » Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:44 pm

Hey I'm a 2000's type guy so I'd thought I'd experiment with digging on my gal's feet during sex. I always have heard about it. So we're getting down with our usual routine and when she started moaning real heavy I whipped around, grabbed her foot, ripped the sock off, gave it a sniff or two curled up my nose because it smelled funny and whipped back around to her face and said.."Baby oh baby.". I think this fetish is over rated because she was totally turned off.....
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Re: I don't understand people with a foot fetish!

Post by abnormalandbitchy » Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:41 am

walrusjk,
:lol: Does any woman really like this fetish .. or is it something pornos make look intresting cause ill tell ya if a man so much as touches my foot in bed ..he wont be getting in my bed again for a long long time
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Re: I don't understand people with a foot fetish!

Post by tamra » Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:59 am

abnormalandbitchy,

LOL I know. anything I walk on ain't meant to be kissed is the way I see it. cleaned and washed feet, but not by a tongue. just not a turn on.

also, that belly button thing, another turn off. hell, WHAT is the belly button, innie or outie, for? it served its purpose for some 9 months before you were born and now is just some shit hanging around like a freeloader. in all your business, but can't do nothing for you. like the government. @.@
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Re: I don't understand people with a foot fetish!

Post by walrusjk » Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:54 am

tamra,
I know. Belly button sex didn't work for me either. I was laying beside my gal. Both naked and she's flat on her back. We're both relaxed, naked, giggling. I'm craddling her head with one hand and I thought I'd spring it on her. I jerked my other hand in front of her face, pulled back all but one finger, start wiggling it with a big smile and inserted it in her belly button and start burping as I wiggled the finger around in there. Didn't work. Ah, she's way uptight.
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Re: I don't understand people with a foot fetish!

Post by Murphdogg » Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:54 pm

walrusjk,
don't let the icon full ya by god, I may bow down and kiss Jennifers feet but when it comes to my gals I'm a kneecap guy..nothing hotter then licking the back of a kneecap
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Re: I don't understand people with a foot fetish!

Post by walrusjk » Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:31 pm

Murphdogg,
Love you doggy but nothing hotter than the back of a knee cap? How about the hottest girl you've ever been with giving you the best head you ever had while you're watching a porno she put in and telling you to just relax? Back of the knee cap can't touch that? Front of the second toe next to the big one maybe....
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Re: I don't understand people with a foot fetish!

Post by smjmcomic » Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:28 pm

I like to enjoy a lady from head to toes.



Trust me alot of girls love it if yer not a creepy freak about it.


Heres a link for the lady's

http://newfeetnow.com/default.aspx


Nasty unkept feet is a deal breaker in my book.
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Post by mojones » Mon Sep 10, 2007 11:20 am

smjmcomic,

Since we're all sharing. I don't get the whole S & M thing. Beating somebody's ass turns you on? Weird? I thought the purpose was to make your partner feel good. When did pain become an aphrodisiac? Dont' punch me and expect me to get an erection....
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Re: I don't understand people with a foot fetish!

Post by walrusjk » Mon Sep 10, 2007 9:19 pm

mojones,
I'm not proud of it but I'm almost an expert on this one. My gal loves her hair pulled and told what a this and that she is during sex. Tell you the truth it would be ok if she didn't want it to go on forever. Half an hour into it it's hard to sound sincere when you're out of breath going...."This..pant pant..is'..pant pant..is what happens....cough cough...to such a naughty...gag...girl." And just knowing she'd really dig it if you turned it up a notch or two......
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Re: I don't understand people with a foot fetish!

Post by mojones » Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:50 am

walrusjk,

See, I don't consider that the same thing. That's more like rough-housing in bed. Everybody does a little bit of that. Even the Amish. "Forsooth wench! Take all of it --thou whore of Babylon!" Then you spank her bottom....nothing kinky about that. I was referring to people who literally do it to inflict pain...then come in with the Marquis De Sade starter kit. Those type of people...
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