I wonder if it's possible to supress a fart until you needed it?

Post by **walrusjk** » Thu May 17, 2007 8:41 pm

I've never studied eastern philosophy but I wonder if there's a discipline that allows you to accumulate gas until you could use it for comic effect? Say you had a wedding to attend on Friday and on Tuesday you started preparing to let one rip right when the preacher said..."Does anyone have a reason why these two should not be bond in holy matrimony? Speak now or forever hold your peace." Then you go...Va-roooom!

YouTube · Post by **bingolong** » Fri May 18, 2007 7:11 am

walrusjk,
Man it ain't worth it....let that shit go.....

Post by **bcddjjsc690** » Fri May 18, 2007 9:34 am

walrusjk,
I've never known a occasion where I needed a fart ,
and comedy is subjective , so a few people may think your release of gas is funny , the rest would think you were a pig , cad , idiot, disgusting ( pick one ) . Mother Nature is not to be fooled with , so if the gases in your bowels begin to bubble to the surface , by all means let them escape ! Unless you are in a crowded elevator

Post by **walrusjk** » Sat May 19, 2007 9:17 pm

Man this is a comedy site. I set that joke up perfect. Threw in the eastern philosophy, acted like I cared, gave the occasion and moment I used the fart and then the "va-room" to bring it home. Come on!