Darth Vader having sex.

Post by **walrusjk** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:17 am

I bet he could really talk dirty. Tap into the dark side while he's getting his freak on. Got a built in breathing thing going. I think I might give it a try with my gal. Wonder what I could say right before climax? In my best Earl Jones voice. Gotta think on this one. How about.."The force is gonna be strong with this spurt"..

Post by **AxelFoley85** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:27 pm

walrusjk,

That's some funny shit man!

Post by **Anditsdeeptoo** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:05 am

walrusjk,

Ugh man I just picture a pale butt ass naked dude wearing nothing but the helmet and... socks... well because us guys don't mind having sex with socks on...

Post by **JTF** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:59 pm

Anditsdeeptoo,

A friend of mine was having an affair with another friend of mine. After she dumped him, she decides to tell me about when they got together the first time... I tried to stop her, but she had something she had to get off her chest...

When he got undressed, he left his shirt on. He was embarassed because he's got a few extra pounds. Ok, when she persuaded him to take the shirt off, she told him to take the socks off too. The problem? HE ALREADY HAD... HIS FEETS WERE JUST THAT DAMN ASHY!!!