Favorite lines?

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electricidiot
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Favorite lines?

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Let's hear them!
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Re: Favorite lines?

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electricidiot,

Ricard's lines, or pickup lines?

My favorite pickup line is the one that Murphdogg uses...

[/i]"Your head is freakishly lopsided, you'll never catch a man "[/i]
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electricidiot,
I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me! 
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Imma be in that long mothafuckin line...

(I always remembering RP standing patiently in a long line and moving 1 step) :lol:

(when he's talking about his grandfather dying while having sex... how would you rather go, plane crash/hit by a bus (can't remember) :lol: or in some puzzie)
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"I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, 'I wanna grow up and be a critic.'"

The funny thing is, when I was a teenager, I wanted to be Greil Marcus.
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1) "Is this your piss? Thank you."
2) " 'Cause old white man be lappin' yo' ass. C'mon buddy keep it up, keep it up."
3) "I'm macho man...I'll take that knife and shove it up your ass."
4) "This is called the garden row...'cause when the show don't be funny, I take my dick out and piss."
5) "Ya dumb muthafucka! Ya coulda sold some of that shit back to the man ya got it from!" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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