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People, I got news for ya.......EVERYBODY'S stolen from Richard.

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 4:06 am
by Money Shot
Everybody.

Everybody who's anybody.....Anybody who's funny......They've stolen from Richard.


And a lot of them aren't afraid to admit it, either.


Richard is to stand-up what Rakim is to Hip Hop, what Bird Parker is to jazz. He's the blueprint that every successful performer since him has based their entire style on.


We know this already, you're preaching to the choir.

Re: People, I got news for ya.......EVERYBODY'S stolen from Richard.

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 3:14 pm
by Funn DementaLL
you call this news?

Re: People, I got news for ya.......EVERYBODY'S stolen from Richard.

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 9:20 pm
by Money Shot
Funn DementaLL,

That was exactly my point.

Re: People, I got news for ya.......EVERYBODY'S stolen from Richard.

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 11:47 am
by Jermane S
Money Shot,

This has been another Kermit the Frog newsflash.......
;p

Re: People, I got news for ya.......EVERYBODY'S stolen from Richard.

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 12:47 pm
by Funn DementaLL
Erm, I got some more news in comparison to this...

Micheal Moore apparantly wants Bush out the white house... wow...

Re: People, I got news for ya.......EVERYBODY'S stolen from Richard.

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 1:00 pm
by Murphdogg
Funn DementaLL,in a even more shocking devolpment, republicans are attacking Kerry for his Purple heart saying he didn't get injured enough for it..Evidently Pubs felt he should of manned up and did hard time in the Texas air guard where real bad asses go

Re: People, I got news for ya.......EVERYBODY'S stolen from Richard.

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 1:04 pm
by Murphdogg
Murphdogg, murphdog that joke has been done a million times, you suck Murphdogg (figured I'd save everyone time)

Re: People, I got news for ya.......EVERYBODY'S stolen from Richard.

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 1:18 pm
by Jermane S
Murphdogg,

Ladies and Gentleman, We interrupt this thread to bring you some BREAKING NEWS.................























Jesus Christ's tomb was found empty this morning. He apparently disappeared even though the entrance was barricaded by a large boulder. We are speaking to witnesses on the scene and they are saying they saw bright lights overnight, purely speculation at this point.

In other news, Moses is being questioned in an arson investigation............



Forgive me and anyone laughing, Lord :)

Re: People, I got news for ya.......EVERYBODY'S stolen from Richard.

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 1:26 pm
by bingolong
Jermane S,
"Hell I know Jesus boy worked over there at the railroad depot,told him not to go messing with them jews......." :lol:

Re: People, I got news for ya.......EVERYBODY'S stolen from Richard.

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 1:32 pm
by Jermane S
bingolong,

Again, Ladies and Gentlemen, another developing story.....

We have just received reports of a man in Tennessee being struck by lightning. We understand that he's also a Richard Pryor fan and he tells us that the "fire" jokes no longer amuse him..............
:lol: