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Snaps STAR WARS STYLE

Post by bcddjjsc690 » Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:20 pm

Yeah that's right ,

Your mother did the Tatooine Twist with every Storm trooper in the 3rd Parcect ]:o)
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Post by therevrogue » Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:24 pm

I've got a bad feeling about this.

I knew I shouldn't have gotten involved with your mama. Theres a reason they call her Jabba the Slut.
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Post by bcddjjsc690 » Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:45 pm

A Wookie was in the woods taking a shit , and he looked over and saw a Ewok ,He asked the Ewok , "Hey , when you take a shit does the shit stick to your fur ? ....
And the Ewok answered " No ..."
So when the Wookie got done , He wiped his ass with the Ewok ,
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Post by hellifiknow » Sat Apr 19, 2008 6:11 pm

bcddjjsc690,
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by tamra » Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:21 pm

hellifiknow,

okay, snap on me now, I've never seen ANY Star Wars movie, including the 1st one. I tried to watch the 1st one once, but could never get into it, or even the spoof Spaceballs. movies like that or Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and a Tom Cruise futuristic one (can't remember name but came out about 2003), I just can't get into for some reason. but I can watch The Fifth Element all day long.

now sci-fi horror, I'm all over it.

okay back to snapping...
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Post by bcddjjsc690 » Sun Apr 20, 2008 5:38 am

tamra,

Minority Report could be the Tom Cruise movie your thinking of ,it wasn't bad , but as for Star Wars , you need to go to the corner ,and get some high octane smoke , not the regular stuff, some cronic or KGB, ( killer green bud )

then sit back and let force flow thru you , ....

but right . back to snapping , ....

your momma's ass is as big as a death star , with a crack you could fly a star cruiser thru ,
someone tried to have sex with her once ,but there wasn't enough space dust to roll her in to find the wet spot.DAMN!!!! ]:o)
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Post by tamra » Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:47 pm

bcddjjsc690,

thx! that was the Tom Cruise movie. okay I know 2 lines related to Star Wars, so...

yo momma so fat the force can't even move her big ass

yo momma so stank Darth Vader is STILL denying he's Luke's father. said he'd NEVER hit that & catch his ass on Maury!

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Post by therevrogue » Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:17 pm

Do, or do not. There is no try. Bitch.

“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Suffering leads to being tied up by fat bitch and being probed anally. Find this out you will."
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Post by hellifiknow » Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:15 am

tamra,

Bob's right, for once...the first time I saw Star Wars was on a hit of Purple Dragon and a fifth of cherry vodka...watch it now and my hair still stands up during the opening scene. 8-O :lol:

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Post by hellifiknow » Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:20 am

therevrogue,
I suffer from the inability to snap any style but wanted to say welcome to the site.

go easy on bcddjjsc690...he's got a crush on Jabba. B-)
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