I know this is biting off another snap, but I couldn't help myself....

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Re: I know this is biting off another snap, but I couldn't help myself....

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sidewalkgod,
Is it hubpluh? I thought that was your boo's name my fault dawg!!Whatever her name is the mouth is bout as wide as a basketball hoop!!!!

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Re: I know this is biting off another snap, but I couldn't help myself....

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JTF,
Yeah....your mom loves to call me carpetner cause she loves my screws and nails. By the way, I gave your mom a five dollar bill for tossing my salad and I am still waiting for my change.
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bingolong,
I am pretty impressed that you guessed HubPluh is my girlfriend! " Her mouth is as wide as a basketball hoop. "? Yeah, thanks for noticing. It's hard to please a man of my gifts with a mouth as tiny as your mom's.
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now this is entertainment. :lol:
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sidewalkgod,
Mothafucka do not phuck with me!!!Look at my avatar
[Font size=5 face=i color=Red]DO I LOOK LIKE THE ONE TO PLAY WITH!!!![/font]

What do you mean "guess"? Yo girl come to my house and she is the "guest"!!!!We go way back ........ @.@
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bingolong,
Pretty funny shit!
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Jennifer,
Thanks! I really didn't mean to put all his biz on the street though,just wanted it to be a joke between me and him!! ;) ;)
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Re: I know this is biting off another snap, but I couldn't help myself....

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bingolong,
You are right. You aren't a guy I want to play with....You are a guy I want to work for me. So you can go ahead and put my " biz " on the street and make me some money! You look a tad bit wore, so only charge 15 for the rim job and I think you will do fine. But if you don't bring your pimp daddy at least 250 a night, I'm gonna have to go old school and beat you with my Chuck Taylor. Feel like back sassing me? Then I'll take out my lighter and heat up the wire hanger and show you why your mamma still wears my brand. And please feel free to snap back, though I can't be sure I'll understand. I don't speak employee.
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Re: I know this is biting off another snap, but I couldn't help myself....

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bingolong,

yeah... i wouldnt mess with a scrappy lil fuck who knows how to jack pictures of ice cube either.

and man... you seem to do a lot of dating out of the pound bud. but as the saying goes, "everyone tries to marry their mother."

speaking of which... remind me to untie her from the tree in the yard when i get back from vacation. :lol:


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Re: I know this is biting off another snap, but I couldn't help myself....

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sidewalkgod,

Read up on Gareth. That is how it is done. Or ask your mother, word is she is a pro at getting it done.
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