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Re: snaps 18 century style

Post by bingolong » Tue May 02, 2006 2:57 pm

tamra,
Behold the M.C. of Hammer!!!! :lol: :lol:
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Re: snaps 18 century style

Post by bcddjjsc690 » Tue May 02, 2006 5:46 pm

Anditsdeeptoo,

the vapors from thy sisters corset hath cost my dragon to spill it's contents on yonder brickwork ,

and the flies that have been affected are piled high upon the ole town road like a sand ,
"you must be out-cho god-dammed mind "
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Re: snaps 18 century style

Post by tamra » Tue May 02, 2006 6:03 pm

Anditsdeeptoo,

every time I come here I laugh at "corpulent" :lol: you went waaaay back :lol: deep into the vault

but... for all yall mommas :lol:

placeth thy mother before the castle, dragons shalt not darken thine drawbridge again.
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Re: snaps 18 century style

Post by Anditsdeeptoo » Tue May 02, 2006 7:42 pm

tamra,

lol....

Thou mother hast possesed the beauty of a goat's hind quarters, now peril spreads amongst yorn countryside as the recent invention of thine lightbulb giveth no reprive of her deformity during thine twilight.
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Re: snaps 18 century style

Post by tamra » Tue May 02, 2006 9:14 pm

Anditsdeeptoo,

:lol:

thee moat, thee moat, thee moat is on fire! O Lord, for thou shalt forgive me, it is thy wench mother who hath bathe in thy moat.
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Re: snaps 18 century style

Post by tis2flyyy » Wed May 03, 2006 11:58 am

tamra,

This thread is funny as hell! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Where is the LOVE?
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Re: snaps 18 century style

Post by tamra » Wed May 03, 2006 12:49 pm

tis2flyyy,

ain't it tho?! :lol: I still can't stop laughing at corpulent and maloderous is right behind it :lol:

got my harp playing while keeping an eye on Murph's momma in the moat... wait....

my harp playeth in the background whilst the mother of MurphDogg dost swim in the moat. alas thy foul wench stays quiet for a spell.
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Re: snaps 18 century style

Post by tis2flyyy » Wed May 03, 2006 1:47 pm

tamra,
:lol: :lol: :lol: Yep!

But my favorite is: [/i]placeth thy mother before the castle, dragons shalt not darken thine drawbridge again.[/i]

THAT one had me dying laughing!!!!!! I am still over here rolling! Ah, man...whew! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: snaps 18 century style

Post by Mister Gee » Wed May 03, 2006 8:43 pm

shit, it reads like perfectly good English to me!!!

"Tish and Tosh, I prithee a pox upon thy wench of a mother's maidenhood to calm the salty breeze that doth emit when knees lyeth akimbo" :- Billy Shakespeare (contemporary novelist)

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Re: snaps 18 century style

Post by tamra » Thu May 04, 2006 2:49 am

Mister Gee,

:lol: [i]but you're cheating!! you're from that crusty ol country anyway![/i] :lol:

thy mother's face is quite unruly. indeed. nary a man shall cross the path of her tower, for the fear of her unpleasantry is known throughout the land.
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