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snaps 18 century style

Post by Murphdogg » Fri Apr 28, 2006 10:19 am

I'll try this again, bust on each other 18th century style..I'll start

thy mother is of uncertain liniage and questionable moral fortitude
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Re: snaps 18 century style

Post by tamra » Fri Apr 28, 2006 10:43 am

Murphdogg,

this is hilarious by the way :lol: :lol:

thy mother dost be foul not even our fair king would useth thy sword to choppeth her head off.

(had to fix my thine/thys ;p)
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Re: snaps 18 century style

Post by Murphdogg » Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:26 pm

tamra, I rebuke thee's accusation against mine mother, thy's mother hath harloty tendencies and attributes
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Re: snaps 18 century style

Post by tamra » Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:47 pm

Murphdogg,

for thou art confuseth. it is a far, far tragedy to discusseth thy mother. thine mother dost be most crusty, thee castle is madeth from pieces of the unfair maiden.
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Re: snaps 18 century style

Post by tamra » Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:48 pm

Murphdogg,

and yo momma a hoe too! (sorry, a brother just rolled through the kingdom for a sec!) :lol:
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Re: snaps 18 century style

Post by Anditsdeeptoo » Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:03 pm

tamra,

thoust mother emits such a maloderous stench, yorn stable boy knows not whether to cleaneth thine stable or provideth dental cleansing powder for yorn matriarch.

(ooooohh, oh hell no he didn't!) :D
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Re: snaps 18 century style

Post by tamra » Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:30 pm

Anditsdeeptoo,

LMFAO! :lol: thou dost amuseth me. summon thy swine like mother, for I hadst prepareth a journey, wherest I shalt ride her. for she hath the might of all thine glorious king's horses.
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Re: snaps 18 century style

Post by Anditsdeeptoo » Mon May 01, 2006 6:40 pm

tamra,

thy mother hast been so corpulent, whence she taketh rest around thy castle, she taketh rest AROUND thy castle... :D
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Re: snaps 18 century style

Post by bingolong » Tue May 02, 2006 5:18 am

I declare, thy mother has an exquisite bosom for stashing ones face....quite grand indeed!!! May she come hither with great haste and fancy herself with thine great gourd?

...Is this too much to ask?
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Re: snaps 18 century style

Post by tamra » Tue May 02, 2006 6:42 am

bingolong,

dost thou thinketh me a fool?! hark! I wilt commandeth the Earl to declareth war against thy mother. we shall driveth thy hairy beast to thee hills.


[i](OMG Too Legit To Quit by Hammer is on radio now!! :lol: I think I should throw on some 18th century beats)[/i]
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