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1st snap of the year...

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:33 pm
by Mister Gee
Yo momma’s breath stinks so bad that people look forward to her farts!!! 8-O

Peace gee

Re: 1st snap of the year...

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:55 pm
by tamra
Mister Gee,

Yo mama's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Re: 1st snap of the year...

Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:23 pm
by bcddjjsc690
Mister Gee,
Ya' Momma so ugly , people start complimenting her on her halloween mask ,in june .... ]:o)

Re: 1st snap of the year...

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:58 am
by Mister Gee
All of you fools,

Sheet, the only reason tricks go down on yo momma is because her pussy's got less hair than her face!

(gooney goo-goo)

Peace gee :) :-x 8-O :-x

Re: 1st snap of the year...

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:35 am
by tamra
Mister Gee,

ooooooh DAMN :lol:

but yo mama so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she called Domino's and asked the judge if he wanted extra cheese.

Re: 1st snap of the year...

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 12:41 pm
by tis2flyyy
tamra,
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ya'll crazy!!!!!

I do not know "Yo Momma" jokes,
so I will say....tell all of Yo'Momma's "THANK YOU for having me MOM" as Big T says that I am a POSITOVE addition to the RP.cpm site! :-x :-x ):) to all of you for making me laugh so hard I had tears in my eaye and piss in my panties!!!

Re: 1st snap of the year...

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:52 pm
by Mister Gee
tis2flyyy,

Thats a real nice statement T and I can feel the love all the way here in London. it's a pity that tamra's momma's so broke that if you paid her a compliment she'd worry about it affecting her welfare!

Peace gee :p

Re: 1st snap of the year...

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:33 am
by tamra
Mister Gee,

oooh you wrong for that. you know how sensitive my mama is about her benefits.

but speaking of welfare, I heard yo mama went into a grocery store w/a rubber stamp marked "Food" and tried to walk out w/all the food she stamped. talking about she's using her Food Stamps.

yo daddy tried to bail her out, but your mama's Bail stamp didn't work either.

damn, sad situation.

Re: 1st snap of the year...

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:46 pm
by tis2flyyy
tamra, Mister Gee

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I am gonna hace to learn some of these jokes and join ya'll. You all had me ROLLIN!

Much Love
Big T

Re: 1st snap of the year...

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:23 pm
by tamra
tis2flyyy,

I'm just used to this. I just make 'em up from what Mr. Gee or someone says last, or some I remember from a long time ago when we used to sit around and diss because we were too young and broke to go anywhere. :lol: