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~FULL TILT BOOGIE!~

Post by koda » Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:52 pm

[Font size=3 face=s color=Purple]A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." [/font]

She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance and see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
1) you have to be single and
2) you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

The nun says, "O.K., pull into the next alley."

He does and the nun kisses him. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying his eyes out. "My dear child, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

[Font size=3 face=s color=Purple] The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween Party."[/font]
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Re: ~FULL TILT BOOGIE!~

Post by bcddjjsc690 » Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:56 pm

koda,
good one
:lol: :lol:
"you must be out-cho god-dammed mind "
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Re: ~FULL TILT BOOGIE!~

Post by tis2flyyy » Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:37 am

koda,
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That was a good one!
Where is the LOVE?
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