Yo mamma so fat ..

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Re: Yo mamma so fat ..

Post by Mister Gee » Tue Sep 13, 2005 11:24 pm

tamra,

Well the closest thing they got to a "miniature" version of yo momma in the Far East was when they tried to construct a statue of her many years ago. They started off by building a replica of her belt, but then they ran outta bricks. You can still see the remains of their efforts to this day, it's called the Great Wall of China :lol:

But how did you let yo momma get so big anyhow? I heard that she's so big that she gotta wear a watch on each hand cos she's in two different time zones!! (whew!....now [b]THAT'S[/b] BIG!) 8-o

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Re: Yo mamma so fat ..

Post by tamra » Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:05 am

Mister Gee,
oops I kept saying miniature was misspelled but running my mouth and looking at news, and cussin' away. :)

but my momma got so fat because she ATE yo momma. why yo moms didn't come with a FDA label or nothing? wait, yo moms prolly ate that too. but now my mom's has to get the same United Nations clearance as yo moms to enter a new country. tsk, tsk, tsk ;p
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Re: Yo mamma so fat ..

Post by Blumpkin » Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:31 pm

yo momma's so fat, after i got done fuckin her, i rolled over twice and i was still on top of the bitch!!!

which reminds me..

yo momma's pussy so big, i gotta strap a board to my ass just to keep from fallin in! :lol: ]:o)
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Re: Yo mamma so fat ..

Post by tamra » Sun Oct 23, 2005 10:07 am

Blumpkin,
ummm I thought yo momma was so fat, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, but just a blue print and tax bill because of the amount of land needed to hold her big ass.
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