I don't love you (Or the Ode to Sean)

[jane_haze]

Dark and quiet place
condom wrapper on the floor
Smile on his face
And panties on the door

Fast asleep being happy with himself
I got through it, thinking of someone else!!!

I don't love you!
You suck.
(Not in a good way)
And you're bad in bed.

Alcohol is your friend
That's why I slept with you
I just needed a man
Might've even fucked a shoe
(talk: If it told me I was pretty...)

Don't feel special, because I'm gonna scoff,
You were so pitiful, you never got me off!

I don't love you!
You suck.
(Not in a good way)
And you're dick's small too!

Now you want to stay the night
And take my pil-low
But I've got a plan
How bout grab you pants and go!

You think you're hot shit, laying in my bed,
Please, next time double bag your ugly head!

I don't love you!
You suck
(Not in a good way)
And you best friend was better.

I don't love you!
You suck
Not in a good way
Be glad I didn't yell someone elses name

I don't love you...

[Jennifer]

jane_haze,
This is fucking great!!!! You should recite this onstage, girl!!! I am howling!

[Anditsdeeptoo]

jane_haze,

Some women use vibrators to finish the job... others write odes... that was brilliant!!!!! And yeah, Sean sucks...

[jane_haze]

Jennifer and the Other White Meat,

Well, thank you. Makes me feel good! I wasn't sure if I should post it, beacause it's not well written, but the sentiment is sure there!

[bcddjjsc690]

jane_haze, great poem ...but me thinks you exceeded the recommended dosage on that *Nyquil label...