There once was a man from Seattle
for his girl making it fit was a battle
he shoved it into her core
then she screamed as she tore
and he said maybe it will fit in some cattle
There once was a man from France
who had a sudden lump in his pants
he found a french ho
for a quick blow
but it turned out her real name was Lance
There once was a man from Kona
who had problems erecting his bona
but a girl in the hood
gave him his wood
and now she is Fiona the bona dona
There once was a man from St. Paul
who only had his right ball
the cheese from the right
would cause girls quite a fright
so fido was his only booty call
There once was a man from Ukraine
Who got horny after sniffing cocaine
the pussy he found
was a hole in the ground
and he would drive the groundhogs insane
There once was a man from...
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