<t>JTF,<br/> During Bush's Speech...<br/> <br/> BUSH: "Whoda thunk that it would be so much fun to see Clinton between two Bushes? [smirk] [smirk] [smirk]"<br/> <br/> TED KENNEDY: "Mista Bush?"<br/> <br/> BUSH: "Yes, subiorbinate?"<br/> <br/> TED KENNEDY: "I er, ah, disapprove of your actions."<br/>...

<t>astonamous,<br/> I'm going to gather up the Boy Scouts of America. I'll force them to do a service project: build a bomb shelter. The amount of Eagle Scouts in this nation will increase 4-fold...<br/> <br/> I know almost nothing about legislation, but it doesn't take a law whiz to see the deep ho...

<r>DAMN IT!!<br/> Pack your bags everyone, because we're all going STRAIGHT TO HELL!! We had a shot, but we're screwed. THIS IS IT.<br/> <br/> Patton Oswalt was right. GWB is bringing the apocalypse.<br/> <br/> I hear Mormons in hell get it in the ass. Is that true? Because that's where everyone in ...

astonamous,
Did you say 20 is the age they start at? I better pack for boot camp.

jane_haze,
Holy shit! Michael Moore is a traitor to this country! I must be out of the loop.

<r>astonamous,<br/> <br/> My sincere apologies. I guess there's still a lot that I need to learn about the people around me. Apparently my gullibility was showing. <E>:P</E><br/> <br/> I'm still very new to this side of the political spectrum, and I'm certainly new to understanding people's situatio...

<t>Murphdogg,<br/> <br/> Good Lord, no.<br/> <br/> If Mormons realized that excluding such ideals also consisted of the republican party, I guarantee you'd see two states change colors (Utah and Idaho) in a heart-beat.<br/> <br/> I better say this now: I'm sorry that I keep bringing up my faith on t...

<r>Hey look--I'm starting my own post! <E>B-)</E> [slaps his face] Anyway...<br/> <br/> We can say anything, get mad, or we can toughen up and make something of ourselves. Apparently, the right thinks that we can't win. Period.<br/> <br/> No way!<br/> <br/> Ponder the words from Rilo Kiley<br/> <br/...

<t>ClarkWashington,<br/> HELLOOOOO, DRAFT! I can't wait to take a grenade for this country. I can't wait to be told that civilian casualties are a part of war (I don't care if it is, their deaths were more than unnecessary). I can't believe Utah, dammit! Abortion is done. Both candidates were agains...

Stupidest thing I ever did? I did that last night. I told all of my Mormon friends that I was democrat while at a singles function. Some people actually SNEERED at me. I don't think I'm going to get a girlfriend around here for the next 40 years.