tamra,

I heard a comedian mention this cat in his bit ,
He said just maybe those old folks were [/i]Allergic ![/i]

to cats , ,

bcddjjsc690,

but I ain't going nowhere near that cat. and for all we know Cheney is probably dead already. we haven't seen him in a while and no one's been shot lately

tamra,
Can we kitten-nap Oscar , bring him to the White House and get him to shuggle up with Bush & Cheney ?

pretty please , !!

Anditsdeeptoo,

but check your cat's pee. it might be filled with an antidote to cure something. maybe her piss will bring the persons Oscar killed back tp life.

so see, your cat was trying to help you out.

Tamra

tamra,

It's a government conspiracy, the cat's been shanking these folks in their sleep.

I looked at my cat after reading this story and asked the muphucka why she couldn't do anything newsworthy. She then peed on the carpet.

tamra, Oscar is the grim reaper. They should clone that cat and we could make a lot money taking out insurance on people that are just going to die . Oh, what an asset those cats would be.

smjmcomic,

but I should borrow him and have him hang out with my mafia kitty. that would be interesting. Oscar stands next to creature Missy's about to take out.

tamra,


Provendence R.I.!!!! MUTHA FUCKERS!!!!! Sorry thats where I wan born I can't help it.


Do you thinks theres anyway this cat could be loaned to me for a weekend or 2?

hellifiknow,

ROFLMFAO!!!! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

but as the lawyer for the hospital: when you asked for death by pussy, did you specify WHICH type?? huh-lowwww???

and that's interesting, I've never been around a just dead or immediately near death person. just funerals. *don't make me start hanging out at hospitals just to be nosy*

tamra,
I'd be bitching if I was one of them patients..."I asked for death by pussy and them motherfuckers brought me a cat!"


this is going to sound stupid...death smells like gunpowder, no shit...worked the night shift in many hospitals and I noticed it and I know other nurses who did too...and it was really strange because sometimes you'd just barely smell it and a few moments later a code blue would be called in another part of the hospital or you'd find out that someone who was dnr died around that time...if you smelled it strong you better go check and see which one of your patients was going tits up, never failed...it's kind of freaky but I suppose if there is such a entity as death it would only be natural that it smelled like gunpowder with all the deaths by firearms, wars and whatnot....it was something you never wanted to talk about because people would think you insane but it was also amazing to see the look on someones face when they noticed it for the first time.

never paid much attention but I suppose there might have also been the smell of shit from all those people hit by buses. ;p