BREAKING NEWS...

by **smjmcomic** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:35 pm

EddieHill,

don't tease me

by **EddieHill** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:45 pm

JTF, The world is comming to an end soon, I am sober now.

by **smjmcomic** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:30 pm

RICH IS STILL VERRY MUCH ALIVE AND THIS PLACE IS PROOF
:p

by **Anditsdeeptoo** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:04 am

JTF,

haha, wonder if Nefertiti is a butter face...

by **bingolong** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:26 pm

JTF,

by **tamra** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:34 pm

JTF,

by **JTF** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:40 am

DEVELOPING STORY...

As we reported, famed comedian Richard Pryor continues to be dead. Despite reports of his coming back to life to view the naked pictures of actress Garcelle Beauvais in the most recent Playboy magazine, Pryor steadfastly continues to continue on in the afterlife.

The recently revealed photographic layout has been said to wake the dead. "Old Mr. Johnson hadn't stirred for years, but once I saw that woman's titties he came right to life" said Ted Johnson of Detroit.

When reached for comment, Pryor expressed no regret. "Garcelle Beauvais? Shit, you should see the titties on Cleopatra! And Nefertiti's got ass for days!"

Pryor would be 66 years old.

by **tamra** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:53 pm

JTF,

this just in because I don't think anyone noticed: it is HOT, very hot. it is so hot I saw Dick Cheney actually cancel a call to a White House aide and fan his own self with stacks of hundreds, or as he calls it loose Haliburton change

da-dum-dum hey I'm delirious now so ex-squeeze

by **Visitor** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:45 pm

JTF,
man I hope they catch the guy who shot Lincoln. That's jacked up

Tamra

by **JTF** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:03 am

This just in...

President Lincoln has been shot.

Details are still coming in to the BSN newsroom, but from what we understand, the president was attending a play in a Washington D.C. theatre when the assasin shot the president in the head.

It is unknown at this hour the president's condition, but it is believed that he is still alive.

The identity of the assailant is not known at this hour.

We will bring you updates as they come in...