astonamous,

Hell, the other day I thought about who could give me advice on breaking up... without the whole gun and car bit!

astonamous,

We had been argueing via email last week, with the finale being her telling me "I'm not angry anymore. I'm just resigned."

I took that as that she though it was over, and I was right. I swent the next few days coming to terms with breaking up, and thinking about how it would actually be better for her. But by the time we got together and talked face to face she had changed her mind. When with her I wanted to change my mind and stay together, but it was still in my mind how she would be better off finding someone who would be better for her. I even proposed splitting for a month just to spend some time apart and clear our heads, then seeing how we feel next month. She didn't want that. As much as I hated to see her tears I still felt that it came down to her either crying it out and moving on, or drying her eyes only to probably cry again at a later date.

I didn't want to be responsible for any more tears in the eyes of the woman I nicknamed "Sweetness."

Still, all the way home I wanted to pick up the phone and ask her to take me back... (and still feel like it, but don't want to make her cry anymore)

astonamous,

I think I may have won the dumbass award for stupid things... I broke up with a woman who actually loves me today. Why? At the time I was thinking more anout the problems and the future than the good things and the now. I thought it would be better for her to finish crying today instead of postponing it, and for her to be able to move on rather that have to face what was likel to just happen at a later date. I hate to see a woman cry. Especially one that I actually care for (and know that it is me that put the tears there.)
Now... I feel ill.

Studip. Yup. That's me. (And that typo was real. I just decided not to correct it.)

Visitor,
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins so I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food skulls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches asleep on the love seat
Someone keeps sayin' I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park

Yo cut it

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
Double-barrel buckshot
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
banned all the music with a phony gas chamber
Cos one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
One's got on the pole shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose job
The daytime crap of a folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
Slab of turkey neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing
You can't write if you can't relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite
Who's chokin' on the splinters

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
Get crazy with the cheeze whiz
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
Drive-by body pierce
Yo bring it on down

I'm a driver, I'm a winner
Things are gonna change, I can feel it

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
I can't believe you!
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Sprechen sie deutsche, baby
Know what I'm saying?

Visitor,
wow! you care a little too much what he thinks of you! I think you're in love. so what are you trying to do now? use him to start a fight with someone else? I'm sure this message makes it look like you succeeded, but once again you are wrong. (don't you ever get tired of being wrong?) since everyone else seems to have gotten too bored of you, I just felt like reminding you what a loser you are and then I'll leave you alone too. but i'm sure you do this creepy stuff on lots of message boards so I'm sure you're reminded of your loser status all the time. what a full life you have. I sure wish I was you. bye bye.

JTF,


acknowledging dumbass as a man

JTF,

Hiyo!

NickFlanagan,

It blew me away.

Did anybody notice my farting story?

astonamous,

Have you cut Mr. Astonamous down yet?